Same, But Hold The Garbage

funny memes, memes, christmas, xbox | possums asking Santa Claus for garbage and an xbox for Christmas
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They're Not Messing Around

Funny meme about dads collecting christmas wrapping paper, man with gun, in the bag | Kids: start opening presents Christmas morning Dads ready for the wrapping paper: the bag In
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video about the Tim Allen movie about becoming Santa Claus and using math calculations to show it would suck

Here's Why Being Santa Would Actually Be Endless Torture

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Here We Go Again

Funny meme about mariah carey, dank memes, lord of the rings, lord of the rings memes, stupid memes
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Excellent Question

Funny meme where Jesus asks Mary where babies come from and Joseph replies, "Yeah Mary, where DO babies come from?"
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Funny meme that reads, "Before the holidays vs. after the holidays" above pics of a regular-sized stormtrooper next to a fat stormtrooper
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funny and relatable memes and tweets | is period between Christmas and New year. No one knows day is. Time doesn't really exist. Can start drinking at 10am? Why not. Existence is confusion.

Funny Tweets That Speak The Truth

Can't argue with these
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Don't Judge Me, Jerk

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."
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Funny random memes | BREAKING NEWS Aquaman found dead. khal drogo with a beer pack ring around his neck. Just wrapped my moms Christmas present, it's a vacuum l should have left it in the box.

Forty Dumb Memes To Help You Hate Life Less

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These Are Confusing Times

Funny cartoon meme about how confusing the week between Christmas and New Years is | stick figures representing Christmas mood during December: festive, and mood between Christmas and new years: confused, full of cheese, unsure of the day of the week
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funny meme about britney spears using gift bags instead of wrapping presents | sincere respect and admiration to anyone especially one with unlimited resources who says screw it, shove it all in gift bags
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funny random memes, funny tweets, relatable memes, relatable tweets | spongebob meme Professor: Attendence isn't requ- Half class: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT. Bomboclaat Dad Remind Message Decline Accept toju_lad Conversation will be 42 seconds max

Tasty Memes To Fulfill Your Time-Wasting Dreams

It's okay to procrastinate sometimes.
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Funny Twitter thread about a woman who wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book for her sister for Christmas | juliaprescott My sister is perpetually late every social function her life. So Christmas naturally made her choose own adventure: CHOOSE OWN ADVENTURE STAR STOKY! MIT HONESTLY MOSTOF THESE END SAME WAY. WILL KATI ARRIVE ON TIME? BY JULIA PRESCOTT ILLUSIRATED BY MIKE L. MAYFIELD. Here's back: WILL ARRIVE ON TIME bathroom is time vortex place future scholars will study as proof

Woman Gives Chronically Tardy Sister A Clever Christmas Gift

This is way too good!
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Funny Christmas tweets | tweet by BoogTweets Imagine finding lists with kids names and addresses some old guys house titled naughty and nice and not calling cops

24 Clever Christmas Tweets That'll Fill You With Holiday Cheer

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Pro Tip

Funny meme that reads, "Xmas tip: put your boyfriend at the side of your family in case you need to remove him later" above an illustration of a family photo with the boyfriend on the side being cut out of it
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Well That Works

Funny meme that reads, "Nativity scene on a budget" above a pic of a bunch of Coke cans and a pack of Camel cigarettes inside a cardboard box
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