It's a miracle that you're reading this list. It has nothing to do with you, dear reader. It has to do with the fact that I have no concept of what day it is, I'm bloated from holiday feasting, and pretty sure I'm still fighting a 3 day hangover from trying to drink away the pain of being with family. The period between Christmas and New Years is famous for its murkiness. One day can feel like three. We melt into our couches, filled with the scraps of that turkey, ham, or (perhaps) a tofu roast…

One last gift

The only bags she should pack are her own

Bonus points for imagination

The more you know.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

A look at Chris Maggio's wince-worthy 'Male Chef' series

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good meme

Don't underestimate the power of a dad and a little creativity!

Got him!

During the Christmas season , many people want everything to be “just so.” Perfect lights. Perfect tree. Perfect family dinner. But if the past few years have taught us anything, it's that things don't always go as planned. Sometimes our good holiday intentions result in accidentally dirty spectacles and fails. And if we're being honest, sometimes being on the naughty list isn't all bad.

Yes, Lord of the Rings Christmas memes are a thing.

‘Tis the season! For you to hear the entire Santa Clause movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding while he’s stuck in an extremely inconvenient battle for Santa's power. And yes, we mean the entire Santa Clause movie timeline: Every movie from The Santa Clause to The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. Hopefully they don't make a Santa Clause 4.

Evil genius

Happy holidays

Pure chaos.