It's time to repent for Lent! In honor of this time of penance for those observing, we've concocted a gallery of Jesus memes that you can giggle at while you let go of your ego for a whole six weeks. Jesus was pretty chill, so we think he def would've been a meme guy.
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Biology and evolution are pretty crazy, and these tweets point out just how absurd some specimens of the animal kingdom really are. Like, for real, who the hell decided to give spiders butt ropes? Were they not already terrifying enough as is? On the bright side, thank God they can't fly though, amirite?
Okay, so for all the believers out there, looking at memes definitely won't get you into heaven - we're pretty sure you have to actually, like, be a good person and help the poor and stuff. Whether you're Christian or not, we think you'll find some amusement in these memes. For more, check out Reddit!
Duck you, autocorrect.
In case you've ever been curious about what sorts of holiness Jesus would tweet, you're in luck! Check out Twitter account Jesus Tweets You for more good, wholesome hilarity.
Via Starbucks
Starbucks has just entered the "War on Christmas" with one bold, unthinkable move—having a red Christmas cup?
That's right. Some Christians are upset because the Starbucks Christmas cup for this year is plain red instead of decorated with snowflakes or Christmas trees.
As a form of protest, people have started using the hashtag #MerryChristmasStarbucks to spread the message of outrage.
And some people are saying their name is "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks so the barista has to write it on their red cup.
Starbucks REMOVED CHRISTMAS from their cups because they hate Jesus ... SO I PRANKED THEM ... and they HATE IT!!!! #shareUse #MERRYCHRISTMASSTARBUCKSFollow --> Joshua Feuerstein
Posted by Joshua Feuerstein on Thursday, November 5, 2015
Im asking Starbucks to put Merry Christmas on my cup. #MerryChristmasStarbucks pic.twitter.com/CuZIBxZ6oS
— Leah Whatley (@ElyonSpaGirl) November 6, 2015Can I get a name for your cup? Sure. "Merry Christmas" #MerryChristmasStarbucks pic.twitter.com/lFgFASnBsi
— Jay Carr (@Jay_Carr) November 6, 2015Jeffrey Fields, Starbucks vice president of Design & Content, had this to say about the cups:
"In the past, we have told stories with our holiday cups designs. This year we wanted to usher in the holidays with a purity of design that welcomes all of our stories.""Starbucks has become a place of sanctuary during the holidays," he said. "We're embracing the simplicity and the quietness of it. It's more open way to usher in the holiday."
It definitely sounds like Starbucks is out to destroy Christmas. eye roll
