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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 1, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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'Mothers are unique, you either have one or you don’t. Wives can be replaced': 36-year-old dad says he prioritizes his mom 1st, kids 2nd, and wife 3rd, claims his wife is overreacting when she considers divorce over that

Emmy Pratt

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'As a mother of a child with celiac disease, I am shocked': Parents drops off 9-year-old with gluten allergy at an acquaintance's house with no food instructions, won't reimburse them for food cost

JR Atkinson

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‘They called me money hungry’: Son is made sole beneficiary on late parents' stocks, refuses to sell them to pay off brother's share of the inheritance, family gets involved

Bar Mor Hazut

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Uncle promises to help pay for niece's college tuition, goes back on his word 8 years later now that he has his own child: 'Michael Scott did the exact same as you'

JR Atkinson

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'Imagine my shock when I saw him standing there': Man walks out of his own birthday party after discovering girlfriend had invited his neglectful dad he had not seen since he was 15

Bar Mor Hazut

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‘I just don’t want to change the way we live’: Parents refuse to allow son and his girlfriend to move into their vacation home in Ireland, son goes dark on communication

Lana DeGaetano

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Ex-husband demands to AirTag 8-year-old son while he's on Europe trip with mom, won't share his location with her: 'He will be at least 10 hours of travel away'

JR Atkinson

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Mom bans her 6-year-old son's friend from coming over for play dates because the friend is still not fully potty trained: 'He told me he needs me to wipe'

Emmy Pratt

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'This is my house, if you don't like my rules get out': Man defends kid and tells in-laws to leave after they publicly shame their 8-year-old for accidentally spilling a drink at family BBQ

Isabella Penn

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Deadbeat dad uses his wife's tax return to pay $7000 worth of unpaid child support without telling her: 'I thought he was making regular monthly payments. We were expecting a refund, but only $175 was deposited.'

Emmy Pratt

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14-year-old adopted son keeps in contact with bio dad but refuses to meet his new wife, dad insists on making them bond until wife puts her foot down: ‘He wants nothing to do with me’

Bar Mor Hazut

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (April 24, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Sibling refuses to loan brother $100,000 to fund legal custody battle over his child, claiming he has no chance of winning: 'Better off accepting the truth and saving the money'

Bar Mor Hazut

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Young mother refuses to put stepdad as her child's emergency contact, her mother takes offense and threatens to cut contact: ‘She called me an unfit mother’

Bar Mor Hazut

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21-year-old plans solo trip to Disney, controlling mom won't allow her to go by herself: 'I live with her and contribute to the house. I pay internet, streaming services and even rent'

JR Atkinson

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