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Twenty-Four Spicy Gender Reveal Memes

Well, if you didn't think gender reveal parties were stupid, chances are you do now. In the last week, thanks to the wildfires raging on the west coast, we've learned that announcing whether your kid is a boy or a girl can cause irreparable damage and death. While we don't find the situation to be funny, we do support mocking the idiots who started the El Dorado fire with spicy memes. Here are our favorites.

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California's Gender Reveal Fires Inspire Rage & Jokes On Twitter

Late summer has not been kind to California. The state's devastating wildfires have set a new record this year, with 2 million acres burned. Officials are calling the damage (and threat) unprecedented. And to add insult to injury, after investigations, it's become clear that the El Dorado Fires were caused by a gender reveal party.

The El Dorado Park fires in Yucaipa, just outside Los Angeles, have forced thousands to evacuate, and over 7000 acres have been scorched. The area has been suffering from an intense heat wave, making the decision of the expectant parents to use pyrotechnics for their stunt even more perplexing. The couple, whose identities have not been released, could end up paying millions in suppression costs, and could even go to jail. We've long thought that gender reveals are cringey and narcissistic practices. But now we've got some solid proof. And Twitter (obviously) has a lot to say about the matter. And most of it? Pretty funny.

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Sixteen Mildly Insensitive Memes About The California Wildfires

In news that probably comes as a surprise to virtually no one, the state of California is once again on fire. The exact cause of the fires is not known for certain, but it's heavily suspected that PG&E, provider of natural gas and electricity to much of California, is behind it. PG&E has since implemented planned power outages in order to divert the fires from spreading further. Ironic, isn't it?

So while we all wait for this sh*t to blow over, let's sit back, mock PG&E, and browse through some memes.

Funny dank memes about the wildfires in California
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Twitter's Freaking Out Over Violent Family Fight At Disneyland

Disneyland went straight Worldstarhiphop on Saturday when a wild brawl broke out between feuding family members. The fight, which occurred at the bustling Toon Town area of the park, lasted a whopping five minutes and involved an impressive cast of characters. Passerbys were shocked to see men and women being struck down until Disney security, who took eons to respond, arrived to cool the situation down. 

Twitter user @KassieMe made a viral flow chart of the parties involved, and updated the internet with the action (very little) that had been taken in the wake of the brawl. Many people are admonishing the police and the Disneyland park for their apparent inability to take action in this matter, especially considering there were innocent children involved. You can view the insane video, and the best reactions, below. 

Tweets about Viral video of Disneyland Fight in Toon Town.
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Story About A Sketchy-Ass Town, A Retainer, And A Bunch Of Homicides Is A WILD Ride

Small town life is often stereotyped by us city folk as being extra weird, but compared with this particular town, you ain't seen nothin' yet. What started out as a quirky post about some strange orthodontic work turned into a discussion about the nuances of this creepy little California town. It's quite the wild ride, so strap in!

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14 Hater Coachella Memes That'll Help Your Inner Basic Shine Through

The best part about Coachella weekend every year? We gotta be honest that for us, it has to be making fun of the absurdity of it all. You've got cornucopias of trendy white people dressed up in arguably offensive Native American garb...really, what could go wrong? Not to mention the festival is expensive as sh*t and average plebs like us aren't exactly...welcome there. 

To ruminate in our saltiness, we put together 14 memes making fun of the whole operation. We hope you enjoy!

Coachella memes and tweets and funny pictures
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Kim K Just Announced That She Wants To Be A Lawyer And Twitter Is Pretty Shook Over It

Welp, Kim Kardashian just dropped this total bombshell on the world in her interview with Vogue Magazine: she wants to be an attorney like her dad Robert Kardashian, most famously known as OJ Simpson's attorney. 

The reality TV star has apparently been studying secretly in an apprenticeship at a San Francisco law firm for the past year. She plans to sit for the bar exam in 2022.

People have been roasting Kim K for the fact that she did not go to law school or even obtain an undergraduate degree. Some have even compared her to Lori Loughlin's spoiled daughter, saying that she could simply buy her way in to the legal field.

Interestingly, a law degree is not required for one to become a lawyer in the state of California. An alternate option, like in Kim's case, is to complete a four-year apprenticeship before taking the bar exam.

The following is what Twitter has been saying about the situation!

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These Coachella Poster Parodies Are Better Than The Real Thing

Get out your flower crowns, ladies, it's that time of year! That's right, Coachella just released their festival lineup for 2019. It's a hefty one, featuring Ariana Grande, Childish Gambino, and Tame Impala as headliners. While a weekend in the desert sounds fun (and sold out) we might be enjoying these parodies from Twitter and Instagram a little more than an army of hipsters on MDMA.

Funny Coachella poster parodies.
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25 Hilarious Quips From Overheard In San Francisco

Ah, San Francisco. The highest rent in the country and the tech capital of the U.S. You just know these people have some sh*t to say. Here's our proof. 

Funny quotes from Overheard in San Francisco.
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Meet Permit Patty, The Newest White Lady Getting Meme'd For Calling The Cops On An Eight-Year-Old Black Girl

Behold, we've got a BBQ Becky 2.0! An Oakland woman named Alison Ettel recently called the police on an eight-year-old girl who was selling water bottles outside of her apartment building on the grounds of her "not having a permit." The internet immediately jumped all over the situation as a golden meme opportunity when it was released that Ettel is the CEO of a medical marijuana company for dogs. The most hilariously ironic detail of the whole situation is that she has reportedly been operating her business without the proper permit herself.

Let the Permit Patty memes commence!

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