Your girlfriend starts acting distant and you sense that there's something she's not telling you. What do you do? Do you communicate your feelings in a vulnerable and non-aggressive way, or do you hide in her closet like a lunatic and spy on her? Obviously, any human being with an ounce of empathy would go with the former. Not so for one desperate redditor. Not only did he get caught creepily spying on his girlfriend and her friends like a serial killer, he had the nerve to turn to Reddit and as

Good riddance.

Some things are universally considered bad ideas. Dating a coworker. Eating certain foods on a date. Drunk texting an ex. And, of course, tattooing a partner's name to one's body. TikToker @..ashlyn.grace didn't seem to get the memo on that last one, and made a very, very large and very permanent mistake that goes all down her back. YALL- Okay so the video before said that “I got a tattoo of my exes name and we broke up in a week” YALL. PLEASE pic.twitter.com/CyWFZig0QS — jordy (@BROCKSQUADD) O…

No tears here.

We're all in search of the perfect comeback.

Love will tear us apart

Twitter's got jokes.

We all wallow in self-pity sometimes

You'll get through it.