Telling knock-knock jokes about "Cotton-Eye Joe" is a sure-fire way to f*ck up a relationship.
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Via Vift
In packages that range from "pretty nice of you" to extravagant, this company will send your (soon to be ex) lover a care package along with a video of you breaking up with them. 
It's probably not the kind of gift most people are expecting for Valentines day but at least it's better than a text message.
