Light your candles

So careless

Forget the bland "happy birthday" text or the long sappy paragraph, screenshot these and save 'em for later!

Who's right here?

What kind of logic is that?

Declawing a cat is, in itself, an extremely cruel act. Claws are integral to a cat's life. Besides that, the process of declawing literally amputates part of the cat's paw. It's undoubtedly animal cruelty. The proper treatment of our feline friends is incredibly important to internet users, which brings us to the story. On Reddit's /r/amitheasshole subreddit , /u/Weickzj explains that he adopted a cat from his sister. According to him, the cat had stopped using the litter box after being declaw…

Your birthday. That special day of the year when to celebrate your existence, receive special treatment and discover just how many people care enough to wish you a happy birthday. I'm not a huge birthday person myself. I'm not the kind of person who likes a lot of attention, especially when that attention is unearned. I'm glad I was born, but every other person was also born at some point, so why celebrate it as if it's this incredible thing? That being said, it is nice to spend a day with thos…

I'm curious about the rise of “no gift” parties for children. I'm sure they existed when I was a kid, but I did not participate in that sort of thing

Everyone's favorite McDonalds monster is 52-years-old

In this episode of AITA, u/youkickmydog613 asks redditors whether he was in the wrong for ditching his wife's birthday dinner at Shogun. According to OP's account of what happened, his wife had asked for his input on where to go for dinner with the family for her birthday, to which he replied, “literally anywhere except shoguns is fine.” OP hates the food at Shogun, you see, and didn't want suffer through another meal there, not even for his wife's birthday. Well, the whole family decided on Sh…

The funny thing about twins is that they share the same birthday. It's kind of a defining characteristic of being a twin. If you know one twin's birthday, it's nearly impossible to forget the other's. Which is exactly why u/_somethingorrather was extremely confused when he got invited to attend his twin brother's surprise birthday party. On top of that, they both share the same friend group, which makes it way weirder. OP wasn't the only confused one—close friends of the twins were baffled as t…

Favoritism is an issue a lot of kids deal with. I can't imagine how horrible it feels to feel like your parents care about one of your siblings more than you. For many of us, we can see areas where our parents might treat our siblings differently than they treated us, but outright favoritism is more rare and so much worse than passing inequities. The phenomenon can border on neglect when parents put the needs of one golden child over the black sheep child. This treatment causes resentment betwe…

Don't you EVER let anybody make you think you only deserve one combo-present for your b-day and the holidays.

Thanks, I love it

I've known for over twenty years that Leonardo DiCaprio 's birthday is November 11th. As an aging millennial , he was the heartthrob for me. Sure, Jonathan Taylor Thomas had his moment, but Leo was a serious actor. He may be a little thiccer than when I daydreamed about our eventual (in my mind, inevitable) marriage, but the dude has got star power. And now, at the ripe old age of 48, he's also got a whole lot of meme power. Leonard DiCaprio has been a mainstay of the memeosphere for as long as…

For real though, it's really not that bad... *sweat dramatically drips from forehead*