Also, Selena Gomez wraps herself in a blanket.

$2 million a year for this

It goes without saying, there is a lot of evil in this world. For the most part, companies and businesses are rewarded for bad behavior . The end goal of any operation is to make money, so with that in mind, you can imagine that a lot of the largest, most successful businesses engage in less-than-ethical behavior often. It doesn't take a genius to realize that. The only way we're going to improve the world, even marginally, is going to be by discussing the actions of the guilty. There are a lot…

A big focus on the wrath of the ocean.

The only M's in my bank account are "mistakes"

I'm not saying I'm depressed or anything, but a million dollars sure would help in that department

You guys remember 'RIP Harambe?' We're trying to forget it.

Show me the money

Cool spacesuit Bezos, now pay your taxes.

Friendship ended with multinational company, now space travel is my best friend.

Taxes? Pssh.

All hail the corporate overlords!

Sh*t sucks.