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When you wake up after a drunken night out, you have about five seconds before you realize you're going to be sore, tired, weary, and depressed most of the day.

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He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop