Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

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TikToker Reveals the Unspoken Scale for How Intoxicated You're Allowed to be at Life Events

How drunk can I get when I meet my significant other's parents?
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Annoying Customer Demands Refund for Bar Cover, Accidentally Snitches on Friends Who Got in for Free

Malicious compliance at its best
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Bartender Serves Hilariously Huge Pint of White Wine

How much wine is too much wine ? That is a difficult question for people just beginning to drink out of a glass instead of straight from the bottle. I drank my wine directly from the bottle throughout college. I love strawberry Barefoot wine from the corner store, and nobody could stop me! Even when I had enough dignity to put this drink in a cup, I did not use a wine glass. I would pour a bunch of wine into a little plastic cup and have a swell night of libations and merriment. Now that I'm an…
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Karen Attacks Hotel Worker For Drinking at a Bar After Work

What you do outside of work hours is your business. No customer, parent, or boss should have any say in what you do when you're off the clock. I feel bad for people with highly scrutinized professions, like teachers, who need to drive an hour away to feel comfortable going to a bar. So many parents expect teachers to be more moral than them, even when the teachers are nowhere near their kids. It's a highly unrealistic expectation that shouldn't be projected onto anybody. Teachers aren't the onl…
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Overly Generous Bartender Has Twitter Falling Off Their Seats

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Bartender Enacts Revenge On Perpetually Late Boss Who Hates Tardiness

Contradictory, much?
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Woman Confounds The Internet By Allegedly Decorating Bathroom Like It’s In A Dive Bar

Almost too uncanny...
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20+ Server Memes For Anyone Who's Been in the Weeds

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Let's Be Real, I Can't Even Afford That

"I love when people say, 'quit your job and just travel.' Taking an Uber from the bar to my house is about all the traveling I can afford"
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Dogs at the bar who only had three drinks, which is 21 in "dog drinks"
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The Most Insane Reasons People Have Been Kicked Out Of Things

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Too Soon?

Funny image of news reporter in front aof a bar where a bar worker was shot, sign in background says BARTENDER WANTED, too soon perhaps?
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Going to a Bar Seems a Lot Less Fun When They Act Like It's a Bank

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'S' Is Something Else Man

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Enzo Should've Known

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And Just Like That Bar Fights Become Bar Battles

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