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And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

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