Babies

We know you love your kids, but with this "homeschool" thing, you just need a damn break for five minutes. So here's to you, the brave parents who didn't ask for any of this crap to happen. 

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We know you love your kids, but it's also totally okay to want a break from them sometimes. We hope that these memes will serve as a nice little distraction for when you just need five damn minutes to yourself. 

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Everyone loves a good roast, but @charlee_buns just upped the ante with this incredible thread dedicated to slandering infants. Finally, a safe space for exhausted parents and baby-phobes to commiserate! 

To all the parents out there: we get you. You're tired and you just need a little salvation. We've got some memes that'll help you feel understood, at least for a few minutes. So tell your spouse to watch the kiddos for a few minutes and go get some much-deserved peace and quiet, dammit.

Unless you're some sort of psycho, seeing a baby board an airplane (or any sort of public transit for that matter) evokes a sinking feeling in most of us. It's kind of crapshoot how it'll behave, after all. Babies are certainly cute, but hearing them scream and cry for several hours straight is pretty much the worst experience ever. How inconsiderate of them.

This isn't the first time there's been an amazing thread about why babies suck, but it is the first we've seen that's biting politicalsatire. Twitter user @ARTSHL3Y brought the heat with this thread that argues babies are shitty allies. It's hilarious because in this climate we can totally see someone arguing this seriously. Fortunately this tirade is tongue-in-cheek, and surprisinglyfunnyfor something written by a 17 year old. 

This meme originally comes from an illustration created by Spanish cartoonist Joan Cornella. The rest of her work tends to lean toward less savory content, so the resulting memes seem to fit in just perfectly. Check out the rest of her work for yourself, and scroll down for some prime baby-yeeting content.

We know that all of you parents out there love your kids, but sometimes you just need a little break from them just to drink a glass of wine and watch some damn TV without being interrupted every five seconds by someone's relentless whining. 

We hope these relatable memes can help you unwind a little!

Listen, we're not here to mince words. Life is a glorified pile of poop and we're all just struggling to get through it. These memes, while probably a decent distraction from your daily monotonous misery, aren't really going to change anything for any of us. But go ahead. Scroll through the stupidity. We're basically already dead.