australia

Also that's a fun calling in sick from work excuse we should all use at least once. 

Warning: they use some really harsh language 

Imagine you hail from down under; your life is already full of danger. Since you've got poisonous creatures lurking everywhere you turn and crocodiles waiting to give you the ol' death roll, you probably just don't feel alive anymore casually sitting at a bar having a drink. So what do you do? Why, tase yourself, of course!

IN AUSTRALIA jesus plays frisbee with crocodiles