WEML

Red flags everywhere

The doctor is not always right

Who does that?

That's not how gifts work

"Maybe we should just be friends"

“Selling out” is a far less cogent cultural concept than it was during the 20th century. At least, that's how it seems

It's not fair

Grab your suitcase, let's go.

Green with envy

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater

It's important to split chores evenly with your partner. That's simple when it comes to stationary things, like washing dishes, cleaning the toilet, or sweeping the floor, but when you have to take care of a living being , things get more complicated. Animals require around-the-clock care. You have to feed them twice a day and take them out to go to the bathroom several times a day. My parent's dogs get up super early because my dad is an early riser who is willing to feed them at 5 or 6 AM. Th…

Before entering an industry, it's good to know whether the people in it are completely rotten . This is easy to gauge when you're only applying to jobs on a small scale. I knew I did not want to work at the Smoothie King in my hometown when I was in high school because all the kids who worked there were absolute menaces. That was easy to avoid. However, if I dedicated my schooling life to becoming a fierce mortuary professional and subsequently found out that everyone in the death industry was…

Lessons in what NOT to do as a parent

How did they survive this long

Giving Joanne the Scammer a run for her money