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20 Famous Movie Lines That Would Be Terrible to Say Right Before Sex

You know how it goes, you're getting in the mood with your SO preparing to do the horizontal tango and things are starting to heat up. You feel like you should say something to bring the tension to another level but you're not quite sure what to say. Do you resort to a cliche? Do you not say anything at all? Or do you go with your favorite movie quote?

The last option might never be a good move, especially so if you don't know the person all that well. However, if your SO has a great sense of humor these might just work in your favor. 

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People Reveal Which Double Standards Drive Them the Most Insane

Double standards, the world is rife with them. Most of the double standards we experience in a day probably don't even bother us or even make us raise an eyebrow anymore.

You probably make it though your day ignoring all these minor injustices and whatnot just fine, but without fail there's always going to be at least one thng that drives you insane. 

In a recent /r/askreddit thread people spilled the beans.

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16 People Share What Happened to the 'Most Likely to Succeed' Student From Their Highschool

When I was in high school it felt like it was the entire world. Right there, in those hallways. It was as if nothing else mattered. Everything pertinent to your being was there on campus. 

Well, 5 years out of that place I couldn't even tell you most of those peoples names. Some faces are there but blurry. Like an out of focus camera. I'm still close to very few of the friends who, at that point, were my entire life. 

It just so happens that one of those friends was voted most likely to succeed for our Senior superlatives and, well, he is absolutely killing it and recently graduated from West Point. 

It seems like that's not always the case though, some 'Most Likely to Succeed' candidates fail hard. Others have it much worse than that.

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People Theorize What It Would Be Like If Dr. Seuss Wrote Erotic Novels and Now Our Childhoods are Ruined

The internet has always done a fantastic job of destroying the things we hold dear. The very existence of rule 34 has left me with little in my life that has not been utterly ruined. 

Well, along comes this Ask Reddit thread to destroy dear old Dr. Seuss. Although, some of these don't quite fit into the classic Dr. Seuss pattern there are some truly amazing (terrible?) erotic poets lurking around. 

 I promise you, after reading these you'll never again be able to read Dr. Seuss without dirty rhymes floating through your head.

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