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I wish we had more insight into what people actually looked like during the Medieval era. I love the medieval films of Roger Cormac as much as anybody ( The Masque of the Red Death was my favorite Halloween 2023 watch), but unfortunately, 1960s movies probably do not represent the Dark Ages uber accurately. We don't have as much of a record of what people in the Middle Ages dressed in or valued in appearances when compared with the Renaissance or other later eras. The art is less realistic, so…

Classical art memes for the old soul

Reformation type beat

Fine dark humor

I was obsessed with those foam sword toys when I was a kid. Any sword toy was enough to get me excited. I don't think I owned a lightsaber or a medieval knight foam sword, but boy howdy, was I fixated on them at the toy store and my friend's houses. The best thing about sword toys was that they gave you a socially acceptable tool to fight your friends. It's generally frowned upon to get into a fistfight with your friends, even if it is just for play. Swords give you the opportunity to swing a g…

I am a sucker for Medieval Times . I know that it is lowkey a scam that is not worth the nearly $100 price tag, but I do not care. Every time I drive by a Medival Times restaurant, my heart sings with happiness. My parents live like 5 minutes away from one of those giant castles on the side of the freeway, and if I were them, I would be going to that bad boy constantly. I don't think Medieval Times has a season pass like Disneyland or Six Flags does, but it darn well should. Even though eating…

If you're here, you're most likely looking for a little something to boost your Friday morning . Maybe the coffee just isn't cutting it or, at least, not hitting that part of your brain that needs something more than caffeine to be properly stimulated. Perhaps a little bit of laughter is what you need. Well, lucky for you, we're here to help. The Internet: an incredibly advanced global network of interconnected computers. We have infinite knowledge at the tip of our fingers and we can immediate…

Fine art at its finest

Cringeworthy clash of classical art mixed with modern humor

Awkwardly true

Awkwardly true

Tee hee

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