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If you thought tech companies couldn't possibly release a product more stupid than Tesla's Cybertruck, you'd be wrong! Apple just released its most expensive product ever today: the Mac Pro, which has a $6,000 base price and - get this - can cost all the way up to just over $100,000 if you want the absolute most powerful Mac that money can buy. 

Purchasing the wheels alone will cost you a cool $400. Apple, you're just trolling us at this point, right? Honestly we think this computer is just some sort of weird flex for the disturbingly wealthy. 

All we're saying here is, this damn thing better turn into a flying car, or have the ability to cure cancer or some sh*t.

We don't want to say that Apple often comes out with stupid products, but Apple often comes out with stupid products. First it was the computer stand costing a cool $1,000, and then it was the Airpod that many have complained falls out of their ears. And finally, we have the Airpods Pro, which resemble a Pokemon and cost just $250! It's almost like Apple is trying to rip us off! Almost. 

What incredibly stupid product will they come up with next! Stay tuned to find out!

We've already made fun of the iPhone 11 once before, but honestly there are so many good memes coming out of it that we couldn't resist bringing you even more of them. And let's face it, we're all way too poor to ever afford this new Apple installment with its stupid cameras, so making a mockery of it seems like the proper thing to do.

Once we accepted that we'll never have the newest iPhone, Apple's release events became a hell of a lot more enjoyable. According to Twitter, we're not the only ones who feel that way. While the iPhone 11 and 11 Pro have a whole lot of interesting features, Twitter's having their wildest field day with the look of the multi-lens cameras. The comparisons range from stove tops to Surprised Pikachu memes, and they've shown no signs of stopping. Here are our favorites so far. 

Fancy things require over-the-top, bougie care instructions, apparently. At least for the Apple Card anyway. 

Apple published instructions for keeping your Apple credit card lookin' shiny the other day and people couldn't help but notice how ridiculous some of the steps are. No leather, denim, or loose change can come in contact with your card if you want to keep it from getting discolored. 

Got it, soooo just never have it touch anything then...?

As Americans, we're all probably pretty familiar with the "garage" success story in which successful billionaires started out working in humble conditions, such as in a basement or garage until they made it big. This Twitteruser brought up an interesting different viewpoint!

This thread is pretty eye-opening, but we certainly don't want to dominate the discussion here - what do you all think? Are billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Steve Jobs self-made? Or did they receive a little more help than the rest of us along the way?

Apple is pretty well known for its sketchy practices, so we're thankful to have people like Louis to help us find solutions that won't feed their greed.

Move over Airpodsand make way for the newest and stupidest thing you could possibly buy with your precious, hard-earned stacks of dollar bills: the Apple Pro Stand for only $999! What does it do, you ask? Why, it holds up your newly purchased Mac Pro desktop, which costs a cool $6,000 or more! Yes, you read that correctly - the Apple Pro Stand literally...holds things up.

And to further put that price into perspective, the glorified stand costs more than an iPhone X. Just let that sink in for a minute. But hey, no one ever said that Apple products were affordable, and for that they're getting roasted by us plebs who can't afford literally any of their products!

We've got your dosage of dank right here! In today's installment we're bringing you a cornucopia of weirdness, which includes those beloved Airpod memes, Scooby Doo, and just general weirdness that honestly even confuses us sometimes too. Scroll down to enjoy some strange memes that might make you scratch your head a little bit!

Airpods are still being meme'd and roasted for their obnoxiously affluent nature, mainly by those of us who can't afford to shell out nearly $200 for minor wireless convenience. Are we bitter about it? Maybe a little, but honestly the resulting memes have been way too good to hold a grudge about it!