28 is prehistoric

I've got the need for tweet

Give me those sweet sweet tweets

Get it?

Good times for all

I need all three

I am beautiful

Twitter is one of the rare places on the internet where you can actually gain deeper insight into your friends' lives. On Instagram, we get the highlights-- their scenic vacations, their carefully posed photos, their well-photographed meals. On LinkedIn, we get an even less true truth, with their career aspirations and careful posturing. On Facebook, we get to see their family photos and how many people wish us happy birthday. But on Twitter, that's where I get to see what really eats my buddie…

HIM

Tweets for the many

Tweet it and let it be known

It's beach time

Twitter is proof of a collective consciousness . How else would we be able to read someone else's words and relate so hard? The best tweets tap into something fundamentally true about being human. Like the best stand-up comedy, the best tweets take something mundane and normal that we usually take for granted and point it out in concise language, helping us realize we're all living a shared experience. What's the deal with airline food, etc, etc. But conversely, another great brand of tweets is…

Solid advice

Drog

I've got Twitter fingers