animal tweets

Tumblr and Twitter are two internet zones that never have a shortage of people trying (or failing) to be funny. Which is really, really, good for people like us who are in desperate need of ways to procrastinate and just avoid reality in general. If you still need more time-wasting fuel, you can check out some of our other meme galleries and tweet galleries.

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funnytweetsregarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. 

That 280 character limit is no match for thesewordsmiths. Some people are capable of saying so much with so little space. We wish we had come up with these ourselves.

Desperate for a way to procrastinate or just pass the time? This pleasing assortment of witty tweets, relatable memes is sure to do the trick. 

The world often seems like a supremely messed up place. Between our own personal struggles and the infinitely screwed up problems the entire planet faces, we could all use a little positivity in our lives. These wholesome memes and tweets might not help us on a grander scale, but they will definitely put a smile on your face. And sometimes that's all we can ask for. 

Might as well end 2018 right: with laughs!

Feeling empty? A little rotten inside? We know how to fix that. These pics might not be clinically proven antidepressants but they sure do make us feel better.

We'll give you a hint: all dogs are good boys.

Whether they woof or meow, roar or chirp, animals just seem to make life better. These memes *might* be proof of that. 

Just in time for the lord's day, we've got some clever tweets poking fun at how God created different animals. Now let's get our asses to church and get that hallelujah on.

We wish that we were clever enough to come up with these tweets!