Rhyme time

It's beach time

As Rihanna once said, “Cheers to the freakin' weekend, I'll drink to that, yeah yeah.” And I live by that. It's not quite the weekend yet, but it almost is, which is kind of just as good.

Good things

Nothing is more entertaining than watching dogs simply exist

Meow

Pour them over any dish

Pain is a funny thing. For one, it's bread in French. Aren't they lucky? Every time they're “experiencing pain” it just means that they're chewing down on a fluffy baguette . Oh, to be French. They say that pain is your body trying to tell your brain that something is wrong. But sometimes it's like, yeah I KNOW something is wrong I just can't do anything about it right now, so will you buzz off while I try to watch this TV show? But the body is smarter than that. It wants you to know that you c…

Sometimes the mind aches and you need memes to heal you

I've never been one for schoolyard violence (my core isn't strong enough to withstand a punch), but a good schoolyard insult is an under-appreciated craft. The classic ones still cut deep. If someone puts an L shape to their forehead and sticks out their tongue, it hits harder than any well thought out insult could. Because children can be exceptionally cruel. They don't have time to faff about with high falutin language, psychoanalysis, and guilt trips. No, they will immediately find the surfa…

Solid advice

Nice fishy

TGIF

I wanna be where the memes are

Awww

You've got a friend in me