serving 🇺🇸 while serving 💅🏼🫡

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with the idea of traveling to North Korea. This was obviously before the case of Otto Warmbier, whose death led to the ban on Americans traveling to the country. This was more in the era of The Interview and the widespread fear of Seth Rogan leading to nuclear war. There were so many VICE documentaries that explained North Korean culture, and I watched all of them. I logically knew that traveling to North Korea was not the brightest idea, but I was 14 years old…

Meeting new people is often incredibly awkward and demeaning. Not all of us are Mrs. Peacock from the Clue movie based on the bestselling board game. When she's introduced to a group of new and unfamiliar people in Mr. Boddy's mansion, she monologues, "Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess; it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted. So I'…

Not a bad idea

All they're missing is a few tons of toxic waste in the water supply

Who's gonna tell them about Pajama Day in high school?

Welcome to the U.S. of SLAY

Murica

Ohio is the new Florida– change my mind.

Let's be honest, we only watched the SOTU to understand the memes that were sure to come out of it...

They're definitely going to make a bad action movie out of this next year...

We spend the majority of our lives working and rarely get time off. Once the period of our life where we get summer vacation is over, the era of having long stretches of carefree time with little to no responsibilities rarely happens again. There's something so valuable about having time to rest and relax without having the pressure to be “productive” constantly hanging over our head

What did he expect

Someone on r/antiwork asked American redditors how they cope and “stay sane” with so few holidays and PTO. The comment section rung with a resounding, “we don't.” Sadly, America is way behind when it comes to taking care of its workforce, and it's making us feel straight up crazy. Sometimes it feels like the ones running things don't care if we're literally dying—as long as we get to work on time! Did you know that American workers aren't entitled to any paid holiday at all? That's pretty damn…

Now let me just point to the president of the World Wrestling Federation and say that Macho Man Randy Savage is not happy with your decision. The cream of the crop always rises to the top.

Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?