Walmart

For when you're in the jungle on a secret special ops mission but you REALLY want to watch Monday Night Football.

Pretty soon they'll be releasing a compilation of all the Classics compilations.

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."

-- Abraham Lincoln

Hey kid: Walmart's tagline of "Save Money, Live Better" doesn't actually mean living inside the damn store! The teenager was found inside a Walmart in Corsicana, TX, about 55 miles south of Dallas. He had set up two makeshift campsites, one in the stroller aisle behind the large boxes, and another one near paper towels and toilet paper. The boy had been shacked up inside the superstore for four days before being found out, which is unsurprising seeing as some employees won't help you even if you holler "excuse me" right in their faces.