Let's face it, if you're searching NSFW, you are either very brave, very alone, or very at home. But if you are that industrious employee who doesn't stop at a puny firewall, journey forward and indulge in everything raunchy rowdy and anything in between.
America's latest attempt to annoy the Oregon Militia (Y'all Qaeda) into submission has been sending them dildos, and in one case, a bag of gummy peens. The militia dudes are pissed about it, saying it's wasteful and hateful (pot, meet kettle), but I don't know what they're complaining about; they asked for snacks!
This is one of those stories where you don't know if you should feel sad or grossed out.
A man in China has married a realistic sex doll because he has terminal cancer and wants to feel the joy of marriage without leaving behind a grieving widow.
The 28-year-old man has not yet been identified, but some are suggesting this could all just be a marketing stunt.
Nevertheless, the (happy?) couple had one beautiful wedding photo shoot...
We wish the couple much happiness. And the man many nights of fapping.