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Let's face it, if you're searching NSFW, you are either very brave, very alone, or very at home. But if you are that industrious employee who doesn't stop at a puny firewall, journey forward and indulge in everything raunchy rowdy and anything in between.

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Armie Hammer's Kinky Cannibalistic DMs Are Freaking Twitter Out

If you noticed Armie Hammer was trending on Twitter yesterday, you probably weren't prepared for the reason why. The alleged leaks of his correspondence with several women are not only NSFW, but are extremely graphic in his apparent lust for blood. The actor, who recently announced his divorce from Elizabeth Chambers, went as far as to proclaim "I am 100% a cannibal." 

The drama started when Instagram user @houseofeffie released a series of dms with the actor. Twitter user @tevinauguste cross-posted the exchanges, along with threads from other victims, in a very long and very damning thread. The series delves into Armie's interest in BDSM, and, of course, more references to blood and cannibalism. 

While @houseofeffie has since claimed the messages were fake, the other victims have not admitted to any such foul play. After that admission, to make things more confusing, writer Jessica Ciencin Henriquez (who has been linked to Hammer in the past) tweeted "If you are still questioning whether or not those Armie Hammer DMs are real (and they are) maybe you should start questioning why we live in a culture willing to give abusers the benefit of the doubt instead of victims. TW// sexual violence." 

For obvious reasons, we're not going to include the grisly DMs in this gallery. But you can easily find them through the links above. Instead, we're going to focus on all the Twitter reactions that cover our feelings on the matter, from disbelief, to stunned humor, all the way to disgust. 

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23 Cringey Times People Overshared When No One Asked

The internet is full of overzealous posters who have absolutely no filter when it comes to sharing crude details about their personal lives with the world wide web. And when it comes to sex, many embellish the truth or obviously lie about their sex lives to seem badass to total strangers who couldn't care less. Many examples of these instances of unwarranted oversharing are well documented over at r/ihavesex. We've gathered some prime, wince-worthy screenshots from the subreddit if you're in the mood to cringe.

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SFW Dank Memes About Step-Siblings In 'Adult Entertainment'

"Adult entertainment" isn't known for having particularly good or creative plots, but at the same time, we're not exactly watching it for the plot, if you catch our drift. These memes make fun of the tried-and-true step-sibling trope, and they're pretty f*cking funny if you ask us.

You can check out way more dank memes at /r/DankMemes!

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Groupon's Banana Bunker Comments Are A Goldmine Of Sexy Double Entendres

Advertising content on a social media page isn't always glamorous or creative but Groupon has managed to go down in history for making their Facebook ad content uproariously funny. The online retailer made a Facebook post declaring they are "contractually obligated" to let their audience know when the very phallic "Banana Bunker" is featured on their site. The "Bunker" is basically a sheath designed to protect bananas from wear and tear, but saucy commenters immediately made the NSFW connection and absolutely went for it on the post. 

The engagement doesn't end with the commenters - whoever is in charge of Groupon's social media made sure that the responses were just as clever and just as raunchy. The ad did so well that the company brought the product back a few month's ago. We almost want to buy one ourselves..

Funny banana bunker comments from Groupon.
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The Internet Has No Love for Pokémon Sun and Moon's Newest Pokémon 'Bewear'

The newest Pokémon Sun and Moon trailer dropped today, and revealed six new Pokémon. Of course the internet had to collectively focus on Bewear -- the normal/fighting-type Pokémon that just so happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to...Pedobear. Based off these reactions, you just might see it for yourself:

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America's latest attempt to annoy the Oregon Militia (Y'all Qaeda) into submission has been sending them dildos, and in one case, a bag of gummy peens. The militia dudes are pissed about it, saying it's wasteful and hateful (pot, meet kettle), but I don't know what they're complaining about; they asked for snacks!

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Pornhub's Christmas Stats are a Fascinating Look Into Festive Faps

Pornhub released their traffic and search data for last week's ho-ho holiday, and it reveals some interesting stats about how the good people of the world stuff their own stockings and jingle their bells.

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