Ah, Twitter.

Bits and pieces

Some people wake up on Mondays and just get out of bed instead of snoozing for 40 minutes. Some people mosey over to their coffee maker or tea kettle, look at the window, and smile, thinking “How wonderful. It's another day on Earth, and I'm lucky to be alive.” They take a shower, get dressed, and high-tail it out of the house with a pep in their step and a grin on their faces, excited to be productive and see their coworkers. Then there's the rest of us. Dragging ass, disgruntled, taking some…

Are you a good little lad who deserves a treat? Do you want a little cranberry tart to tide you over until suppertime? Are you going to huff and puff and groan and moan until you get it? Well, bad luck, son. There has been a treat shortage in Bethesda, Maryland, which is the town where we live. No, I'm afraid that even the most good little boys are not getting any Klondike bars today. No sirree. Instead, you've just got twenty-nine memes to take in. No need to cry! Memes are just as good as cre…

It's rumbling

Trippy

I don't know if this is said enough, so I'm just going to flat out say it; Being a programmer is a huge accomplishment. Sure, the general population praises those pursuing STEM fields during their high school and college years, but what about after they manifest their dreams of becoming programmers? Programmers and IT specialists work long, hard hours that it's difficult for the normies of the world to understand. You have to learn complex coding languages, stop and start over, all while never…

I don't know about you, but I'm old enough to remember a place and time before the world wide web. A time when you had to find humor in joke books, terrible TV sitcoms, inside jokes with old pals, and good old fashioned farts . When I was a child, my friends and I would invent strange and completely nonsensical words and repeat them over and over again until they became hilarious. There's no denying it: we've come a long way since then. Thanks to memes , millions of strangers can be in on the s…

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Surprise

Your knees make a snap, crackle, pop sound more than Rice Krispies.

We're in this together

The underbelly of working in the restaurant industry has gained a lot of attention since FX dropped their latest smash hit The Bear. The single-camera dramedy has both critics and viewers raving. Let's just say that awards season will be featuring a lot of “chef speak”. But the kitchen slang that has become so popular is only one facet of chaotic restaurant life and the jobs that make the whole operation happen. The reality is a lot less sexy than Jeremy Allen White The reality of working both…

Hell yeah

If you've ever perused the t-shirt section at your local Goodwill Superstore, there is a good chance you've seen a boomer-core shirt . The Baby Boomer generation is very likely the first generation to express their angst via t-shirts . Think about it: anti-Vietnam War protesters? The Gay Liberation Front? Would these movements have been possible without Boomers wearing t-shirts that clearly articulated their opinions? I don't think so. Since their youth, the boomer t-shirt industry has grown in…

It's giving serious Vine vibes...