Make like a tree and leaf me alone

Send this to a Chatty Kathy

Small talk consumes an eternity.

I'm not 'flakey', I'm just not interested in going out anymore

Nothing scarier than locking eyes with a Trader Joe's employee fiending to chat with a customer

Summer heat is for introverts

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

major tea

What is 'cool'?

Lone ranger mode activated

They made it work

Be your own peace

I'm not antisocial, just pro-quiet

Don't mind me

Nobody likes an icebreaker game

Meeting your partner's family is usually a big deal, one that many people believe is important when dating someone. Admittedly, I once was the type of person to say or do anything to get out of meeting my partner's family. Maybe it's because my ex's mom hated me and I just automatically assumed that the past would repeat itself. But it really damaged a lot of relationships back in the day. Luckily, I got over it. A special shout-out to my therapist. One woman took to r/mildlyinfuriating to expr…