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Don't forget to take out the trash. Since you wrecked the place and trashed everything, it's time to stock up and pun yourself back into rhythm. These hilarious trash puns will have you recycling in no time, so make sure not to miss a single one.
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Employee uncovers rejection letter from 1957 with $75 enclosed ($900 today), workers bemoan contemporary job rejections: 'Never forget what the boomers took from us'
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Manager promotes all his employees except his top performer, who loses all motivation: 'He is hands down the best recruiter I've worked with among his peers.'
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Daughter refuses to help retired parents with another cash‑out refinance after years of paying their bills and cleaning up their bad financial decisions while they keep taking expensive yearly trips they cannot afford
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Cousins make unannounced 15 day visit with 8-year-old and 4-year-old kids, get offended when they are forbidden from coming back: 'I'm furious on my mom's behalf'
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21-year-old totals car, refuses to pay when mom's boyfriend fixes it as 'surprise' and demands $700 for repairs: 'I explicitly said I didn’t want to put more money into it'
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