stairs
Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
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18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'
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‘These are not strict rules’: Dad allows 17-year-old daughter to have a sleepover with friends on the condition that they leave her 14-year-old stepbrother alone, daughter fails miserably and Dad sends her friends home
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Dad takes 2 kids to princess breakfast at Disneyland, balks at the $937 price tag: 'Almost spit out my coffee'
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‘You’re a guest in my house, act like one’: Woman staying at a relative’s home stops doing house chores after the host snaps at her to act like a guest, letting dishes and laundry pile up until the overwhelmed host begs her to return to her helpful ways
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'Mandatory corporate fun is not optional': Boss issues written warning when employee declines to attend brewery party 2 hours away
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