puns

Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

Guess That Monkey Wanted to Get Their Rocks Off

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Acrocat

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Micropig Working On Their Hamstrings

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So Tired

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Turn Out, Pussies Really Do Like Ice Skating

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Feeling Beary Itchy

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The Army Likes Wet Entries

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Tanks For Stopping

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Whale That's a Close Call

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I Thought I Ordered a Hot Toddy, Hermana

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Whale There's Something

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Oͥ͋̄̎͗̈́̀h̲̮̕,̱ͧͪ̍ ͈̮̲̪̺̰̌̇S̡̜͙͚͖̪͙ͫ̅́ő̬̘̘͇̆ͅ ̒̃̈́T̛̟͚̖̳̲̒ͫͣͥͅh͉̭̠̫̀̆̋̊̋a̶̪̜͔ͮͨ̽͐ͣ̍ͥt̰̻͓͈̮ͤ'͎̾̃͊͊͋̚͡s̮̗̥ͫ͋ͥ̀͂ ̺̝W̮̥̖̝͓̬̺̄ͥ͠h̢͔̹̓̓ͥͧͪ͋a̵̖̹͎̼̼̖͗̾͐͗̐t̞̣͝ ̻̠̎̾͑̽͋̐F̧̥̰͉ř̗̦̇͒ủ̥͆̓͑̐ͩ̉i̢͙̩͙̤͖͍̇̐͛͐̓t͈̩̅̑ͨ̑̒ͥͥy̥̮͈̳͐ͩͣ̋͌̓͒ͅ ̖ͧ̔͂̆L͔̩̟̜̼͌̀o̡ͭ͋͒͒͋͆o̾̀̂̓̈́ͅp̨͖ͫ̅s̩͎͚͈͓̺̀̉ͦ ͚͍͕͎̩͌̉I̝̠̹̙̋ͪ̿ͫ̽ͣ͟s̙̘ͬ͆͂͐̓͋ͣ

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Oh Deer, This Park is Crowded

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Pay Heed to This Warning

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Hammer Don't Hurt Them

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Yeah, I'm Sweet... WHUT?!

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