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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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Company gives employee a 20¢ cost of living adjustment after 5 years of dedicated service: 'Their reason? They needed to pay the C-suite more'
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Manager promotes all his employees except his top performer, who loses all motivation: 'He is hands down the best recruiter I've worked with among his peers.'
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Sister contacts adopted sibling's bio mom against her wishes, bio mom asks her for money instead of a relationship: ‘You don't get to give me away and then think I owe you something’
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Business owner discovers he's paying his employees 113% more than the average business owner in his area: 'Similar firms are paying 35% less than last year.'
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Reader discovers the used book he bought online is underlined in pencil: 'It said it was in good condition. I feel like I've been scammed.'
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