weird

... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

• Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?

I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

They see me rowlin', they hootin'. - Matty Malaprop

It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop