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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

I didn't even have to do any work for this one ;)

You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop

So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop