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By The Wise Man
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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

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By _C_A_T_
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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

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By Jenny (Via Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

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By Ginctm
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

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Via Punblr
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

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... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

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But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop