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bone guts weird lolwut euphemism double meaning literalism mummy - 6690968832
By _C_A_T_
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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

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By Ginctm
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

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By Jenny (Via Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

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By The Wise Man
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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

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Or rather I'd be filing it as "WTF?" If I weren't laughing too hard to do any filing at all. Oh ridiculous doodle-ish comics, you endlessly amuse me. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

  • Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?