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By The Wise Man
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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

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By _C_A_T_
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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

  • Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?
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Via Punblr
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop