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... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

  • Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?
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Mad Lads Who Played By Their Own Rules

Be they a silver tongued devil, one such merry prankster, or perchance a chaotic force of shenaniganry, these mad lads don't give a dang. Does the world need more humorous chaos? Maybe? Though sometimes those on the receiving end of a mad lad's prankery might not feel the same way.

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44 Hilarious Tinder Moments That Breathe Some Life Into the Dating Game

Tinder tends to be a pit of despair and desperation... most of the time. Sometimes, though, it can also be a great source of hilarious moments and, believe it or not, amazing one-liners. I suppose people have to be pretty creative on there to stand out. Big ups to these Tinder peeps for not taking themselves too seriously. And here are another 44 Funny Tinder moments for when you're done with these.


Hilarious Tinder Moments That Breathe Some Life Into the Dating Game
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Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop