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double meaning in literalism sketchy slide tip weird - 6602009600
Via Punblr
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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

boba fett bro creepy Hall of Fame literalism prefix sarlacc similar sounding star wars weird - 5806174720
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame homophone internet lingo lolwat wat watt weird wtf - 6469856512
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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

comic doodle double meaning hand drawn into literalism lolwut notebook weird - 5250582784
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Or rather I'd be filing it as "WTF?" If I weren't laughing too hard to do any filing at all. Oh ridiculous doodle-ish comics, you endlessly amuse me. - Matty Malaprop

gross-ish literalism lolwut poo similar sounding weird whiny winnie the pooh - 6569194496
By The Wise Man
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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

bone guts weird lolwut euphemism double meaning literalism mummy - 6690968832
By _C_A_T_
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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

arts and crafts card cookies dont donut handmade kooky ransom note similar sounding weird - 6262981888
By Jenny (Via Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

baby back baby got back sir mix-a-lot double meaning literalism weird - 6673053696
By Ginctm
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

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... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop