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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

They see me rowlin', they hootin'. - Matty Malaprop

You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

Or rather I'd be filing it as "WTF?" If I weren't laughing too hard to do any filing at all. Oh ridiculous doodle-ish comics, you endlessly amuse me. - Matty Malaprop

It's not that I don't care, it's just that I think you should learn to deal with Eeyore own bullsh*t in life. - Matty Malaprop

It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop