Poachers really are just the deviled in disguise. - Matty Malaprop
Whenever this guy makes that dopey smile of his, I simply cannot help but King Lear at him. - Matty Malaprop
Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop
... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
