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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

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Bill Clinton Cracked a Terrible Dad Joke on Twitter and Nobody Can Handle It

Slick Willy just had to go and crack a dad joke that simultaneously dug on President Trump and kept the pun game strong, didn't he? Naturally, people were highly entertained and vaguely irritated. 

Bill Clinton makes a pun joke about Praying Mantis sculpture outside Clinton Foundation and the internet has fun with it
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15 Dad Joke Tweets To Make You Laugh And Facepalm In Unison

Dad jokes are vaguely infuriating: you kind of don't want to laugh, but at the same time, what're you gonna do. 

Infuriatingly bad puns that are just dad jokes
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43 Noteworthy Musical Memes That'll Rid You Of Your Trebles

This one's for all the music enthusiasts! We've got the memes for you - whether it's classic rock, rap, or Mr. Brightside that tickles your fancy, this gallery has everything you could ever want. These memes, tweets and Tumblr posts are full of stupid puns that would make your dad giddy.

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Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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18 Hilarious Couples Costume Tweets That'll Leave You Inspired

Halloween is right around the corner, and (as usual) Twitter's got jokes. The clever writers of 280 character jokes are putting on their thinking caps to come up with some funny couples costume ideas - and the results are pretty damn fantastic. Happy Halloween, y'all!

Funny couples costume ideas from Twitter.
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30 Goofy Memes & Comics For When You Need To Decompress

Congratulations to everyone who made it through the Monday through Friday work week. Prayers to everyone who has to work through the weekend. These memes will either help y'all take a chill pill after 5pm or help distract you from the upcoming pain of serving everyone with a day off. 

Funny memes, funny web comics, marvel memes, funny tweets, dog memes, cat memes, silly memes, meme with Loki being asked to hang out on a friday night, picture of steven tyler saying he looks like julia roberts.
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