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dinosaur Hall of Fame literalism monocle similar sounding sir suffix top hat - 6197834240
By sinklip (Via sinklip)
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He saw that asteroid coming down from the sky, and he looked at his prehistoric pals and told them, solemnly: "Cheerio, chaps." - Matty Malaprop

bill cosby cosby insensitive kamikaze lolwut suffix - 5916749312
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Zippity Zoppity Jello Puddin' Pop Doo Boopity is roughly the sound a free-falling fighter plane makes. ~~THE MORE YOU KNOW~~ - Matty Malaprop

binary lion literalism modal off on suffix - 6334839552
By xyzpdq1
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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

aslan cs lewis character double meaning lan literalism suffix the chronicles of narnia the lion the witch and the wardrobe - 5573285376
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... but just because you can finally play locally doesn't mean you should stop writing angry Screwtape Letters to your Narnian ISPs! - Matty Malaprop

Lame Pun Coon dodecahedron heathen similar sounding 12 december 12 suffix - 6874780672
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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

variations on a theme tea suffix - 7119194624
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I'm very sympathetic to the owner of the cup in this post. If my favorite coffee cup ever breaks, it will feel like I've lost an extremi-tea. - Matty Malaprop

commentators homophone literalism potato slang suffix taters - 5885103616
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No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

bone Hall of Fame literalism suffix trombone - 6166552576
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Music may be a somewhat efemural thing, but the instruments it's made on are forever. - Matty Malaprop

horse parking resemblance sarah jessica parker suffix surname - 6394430464
By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning gon Hall of Fame hexagon misinterpretation oregon pentagon polygon shape suffix - 6306386688
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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop