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beard beards facebook facial hair Hall of Fame months portmanteaus prefix suffix - 5349751552
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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

bone Hall of Fame literalism suffix trombone - 6166552576
Via Reddit
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Music may be a somewhat efemural thing, but the instruments it's made on are forever. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame literalism prefix Reese Witherspoon spoon suffix surname with without - 5375897600
By xyzpdq1
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But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop

adolph hitler dolphin Hall of Fame hitler juxtaposition literalism similar sounding suffix - 5122713088
By Unknown
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Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

chilling similar sounding mug suffix chinchilla - 7011252224
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Punmaster JayGeeKermit says: "If it was ice[d] coffee inside..."

See that terrible pun in the title? That's me dyslexically butchering the chinchilla's family name for fun and what might inevitably amount to the exact opposite of profit. WAMP. - Matty Malaprop

expression face Hall of Fame homophone literalism no o ono suffix surname yes yoko ono - 6179026432
By Unknown
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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

Shen emotion league of legends suffix crying - 6987581952
By Nieceywiecey
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Punmaster Nieceywiecey says: "Character from League of Legends. Thought of this randomly whilst thinking about Mariah Carey's 'Emotions.' JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU GUYS."

Mariah Carey depresses me about as much as eSports, so this one really resonates with me, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

cars critique feed literalism lolwut porsche portions similar sounding spelling fail suffix - 5084133120
By dbryanw
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Apparently obesity and intellectual impairment go hand in hand, because the last time I checked, "Porche" was actually spelled Porsche... - Matty Malaprop

horse parking resemblance sarah jessica parker suffix surname - 6394430464
By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

added letter elephant elephants literalism pants similar sounding suffix - 6230024704
By milknud (Via Milknud)
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They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop