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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop

It's a much better vacation spot than Finland if you suffer from Selachophobia. - Matty Malaprop

We've got memes lotsa memes lotsa memes lotsa memes!

I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

Look at your world, now back at ours. Sadly your world is not ours, but at least you can smell like our world! - Matty Malaprop

People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

I have no idea where OP acquired this vehicle, but it looks like quite an awesome find to me! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop