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See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop

I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop

How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

I just had... breakfast? - Matty Malaprop

Holy Mole-y, indeed. - Matty Malaprop

And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

... but just because you can finally play locally doesn't mean you should stop writing angry Screwtape Letters to your Narnian ISPs! - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that bigotry in all forms is just a bunch of craps. - Matty Malaprop

Better than that crazy crooner from Sweden though. Talk about a real loon! - Matty Malaprop

I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop

Livin' it up as he's going dark. - Matty Malaprop

I have to ask: Do you get to eat the ones you whack? Because that would obviously make this the BEST EVER game. - Matty Malaprop

Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop