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Where's military-garbed Bruce Campbell when you need him!? - Matty Malaprop

I have no idea where OP acquired this vehicle, but it looks like quite an awesome find to me! - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Better than that crazy crooner from Sweden though. Talk about a real loon! - Matty Malaprop

I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that bigotry in all forms is just a bunch of craps. - Matty Malaprop

Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

I just had... breakfast? - Matty Malaprop

That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop