Where's military-garbed Bruce Campbell when you need him!? - Matty Malaprop
Where's military-garbed Bruce Campbell when you need him!? - Matty Malaprop
I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop
Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop
That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop
Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop