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I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

Livin' it up as he's going dark. - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

He saw that asteroid coming down from the sky, and he looked at his prehistoric pals and told them, solemnly: "Cheerio, chaps." - Matty Malaprop

Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop

You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

It may look tasty now, but I assure you it carps just like all the rest of us. - Matty Malaprop

What are you doing hanging out with a gross human, baby ocelot? Did you somehow manage to get yourself ocelost?? - Matty Malaprop

They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

I'm not in any pain. I'm really glad this happened to me, actually! Just leave me here! I can get myself out whenever I want! - Matty Malaprop