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Hall of Fame literalism prefix Reese Witherspoon spoon suffix surname with without - 5375897600
By xyzpdq1
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But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Look at your world, now back at ours. Sadly your world is not ours, but at least you can smell like our world! - Matty Malaprop

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By Krychek
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But for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty Malaprop

gnome Hall of Fame literalism metronome suffix - 5154157824
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Metrognome: For use establishing time signatures for short pieces of music only. Lovers of Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen" should avoid purchasing this product at all costs. - Matty Malaprop

dating insulting insults intimidating literalism suffix - 5067880448
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Wait... you mean you're NOT normally supposed to deride your significant others until they crey? I've been doing this whole "relationship" thing all wrong then... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism pernicious pleasant pleasantries pleasantry suffix tree trees - 5806192896
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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

angel typo tri literalism letter swap triangle suffix - 7120941056
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Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop

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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

foe friend Hall of Fame homophone literalism suffix surname Willem Dafoe - 6174942464
By Jess J
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And in certain movies, he's even Willem Dableagent! - Matty Malaprop

cat Cats Clint Eastwood dogs expressions puns Samuel L Jackson similar sounding suffix surname - 6411351552
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You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

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disney double meaning high literalism mulan name ping suffix too - 4666052352
By Unknown
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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

batman cat lady catwoman difference Hall of Fame lady suffix woman word choice - 6427032832
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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

geek greek keyboard mythology plausible sounding qwerty suffix - 6522481408
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See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop