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I have to ask: Do you get to eat the ones you whack? Because that would obviously make this the BEST EVER game. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."

At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster JayGeeKermit says: "If it was ice[d] coffee inside..."

See that terrible pun in the title? That's me dyslexically butchering the chinchilla's family name for fun and what might inevitably amount to the exact opposite of profit. WAMP. - Matty Malaprop

So basically just Billy Corgan? - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop

No, come back, I want to bite your arm off! - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, it's hard out there for a blimp. - Matty Malaprop

It's like a juggalette, only slightly more attractive. But still thoroughly nightmare-inducing. - Matty Malaprop

If your name is Jennifer Connelly, does that make you an Ass-to-Ass? - Matty Malaprop

Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop

CHEW ON THAT FOR A WHILE, WHOVIANS. - Matty Malaprop

... but can he Heskeep me satisfied? - Matty Malaprop

Well this a story all about how my car got cleaned up and down. - Matty Malaprop

I'm so jaded about political humor these days, but I think this one really hits the Marx. - Matty Malaprop

I've been watching this for like five minutes now, and it's really starting to gif me a headache. - Matty Malaprop