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... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

• Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?

I don't actually know what investing has to do with HR... but come on, the pun was right there! - Matty Malaprop

No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

But for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty Malaprop

Livin' it up as he's going dark. - Matty Malaprop

You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop

See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop

L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop

Further proof that bigotry in all forms is just a bunch of craps. - Matty Malaprop

On a very unrelated note: Cump. - Matty Malaprop

Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop