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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop

Not even Clorox can clean the stains of an overwrought franchise. - Matty Malaprop

Poor Poe was never the same after his fiancée Annabel Lee's final, fatal encounter with his friend Tinky Winky. - Matty Malaprop

For as much as I want to believe Springsteen will be cast in an episode of "Sherlock," I know it's probably hopeless. After all, he wouldn't be a great fit for British television seeing as he was born in the U.S.A. - Matty Malaprop