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Sure, it's a totally biased program, but with all the sham news on basically every station, I don't mind being shielded from the horrors of diatribes from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

The MS Paint additions to the 3rd Rock logo really tie the pun together, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop