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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, come on. RAINICORNS. Also have you ever tried reading The Iliad and The Odyssey back-to-back? Infinite Jest was less trying than that! - Matty Malaprop

It might not be the most riveting story in the universe, but it certainly is a shoo-in for the most paternal. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop