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ice cube request literalism one shape - 7119206912
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

face Hall of Fame happy chair is happy house literalism optical illusion resemblance shape smile - 6333157376
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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

zebra bra homophones double meaning z shape - 7114656256
By Unknown
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

circuit circuitry double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism shape tree - 6357157376
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Just make sure you cover it during the rainy season, lest you want it to become an electricitree. - Matty Malaprop

america american Hall of Fame literalism pan pan-american pans shape - 5963977984
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This particular image strikes me as a sort of dystopian future wherein Andrew Jackson never died and was still the president incumbent, ruling over everything and everyone with his cast-iron will. - Matty Malaprop

Adam atom double meaning homophone literalism mythbusters shape - 5228794368
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But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop

blocker buzzkill chicken different meaning double meaning ICWUDT shape slang - 5091322624
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

bank double meaning literalism shape - 6062878976
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It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

i will Owl similar sounding literalism coffee shape shoop - 6634354944
By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame life saver lightsaber saber saver shape similar sounding - 6456888576
By xyzpdq1
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... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

activity double meaning ghost literalism paranormal prefix shape snack - 6383161600
By Unknown
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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