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double meaning idiom junk junk in the trunk literalism shape tree tree trunk trunk - 6302703360
By xyzpdq1
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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop

blocker buzzkill chicken different meaning double meaning ICWUDT shape slang - 5091322624
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

cat double meaning fat Hall of Fame literalism orange oranges shape tabby - 5455734272
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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

apple big mac burger double meaning Hall of Fame logo mac McDonald's shape - 5420230400
By yederismonline
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The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, Spongebob, your demographic impropriety always makes me rofl. - Matty Malaprop

bank double meaning literalism shape - 6062878976
Via Reddit
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It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning hand hand soap literalism shape soap - 6542129152
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There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop

adage clock flies Hall of Fame literalism shape time time flies - 5365404928
By Dogzy (Via FFFfound)
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

i will Owl similar sounding literalism coffee shape shoop - 6634354944
By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hand hand soap hands literalism punception shape soap - 5073371648
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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop