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circuit circuitry double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism shape tree - 6357157376
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Just make sure you cover it during the rainy season, lest you want it to become an electricitree. - Matty Malaprop

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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame life saver lightsaber saber saver shape similar sounding - 6456888576
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... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

cards flush Hall of Fame poker royal flush shape shapes suits toilets urinals - 6277300736
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And by "'em" I mean the collective bladders of poker players the world over. - Matty Malaprop

america american Hall of Fame literalism pan pan-american pans shape - 5963977984
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This particular image strikes me as a sort of dystopian future wherein Andrew Jackson never died and was still the president incumbent, ruling over everything and everyone with his cast-iron will. - Matty Malaprop

fibonacci literalism math nachos pattern sequence shape similar sounding suffix - 6593853440
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

activity double meaning ghost literalism paranormal prefix shape snack - 6383161600
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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cat double meaning fat Hall of Fame literalism orange oranges shape tabby - 5455734272
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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop