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If you squint and look the other way, then yes, I suppose it is. - Matty Malaprop

YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

Oh, Spongebob, your demographic impropriety always makes me rofl. - Matty Malaprop

It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

... nailed it? - Matty Malaprop

There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop

You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop