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blocker buzzkill chicken different meaning double meaning ICWUDT shape slang - 5091322624
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning hand hand soap literalism shape soap - 6542129152
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There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop

face Hall of Fame happy chair is happy house literalism optical illusion resemblance shape smile - 6333157376
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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

ice cube request literalism one shape - 7119206912
Via ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

america american Hall of Fame literalism pan pan-american pans shape - 5963977984
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This particular image strikes me as a sort of dystopian future wherein Andrew Jackson never died and was still the president incumbent, ruling over everything and everyone with his cast-iron will. - Matty Malaprop

armadillo armadillo lizard ball dysfunction erectile reptile rolled up shape similar sounding suffer - 6176215040
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DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY MY ARMADILLO LIZARD HAS UNCOILED ITSELF FOR A PRETTY LADY PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY LIFE AND I'D OFFER YOU PROOF BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL HERE IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET PUT ON A SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom junk junk in the trunk literalism shape tree tree trunk trunk - 6302703360
By xyzpdq1
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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop