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There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop

Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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... nailed it? - Matty Malaprop

This particular image strikes me as a sort of dystopian future wherein Andrew Jackson never died and was still the president incumbent, ruling over everything and everyone with his cast-iron will. - Matty Malaprop

That doe sure is sweet.

Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY MY ARMADILLO LIZARD HAS UNCOILED ITSELF FOR A PRETTY LADY PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY LIFE AND I'D OFFER YOU PROOF BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL HERE IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET PUT ON A SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop