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cards flush Hall of Fame poker royal flush shape shapes suits toilets urinals - 6277300736
By xyzpdq1
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And by "'em" I mean the collective bladders of poker players the world over. - Matty Malaprop

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By Dogzy (Via FFFfound)
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

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Via ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame life saver lightsaber saber saver shape similar sounding - 6456888576
By xyzpdq1
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... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom junk junk in the trunk literalism shape tree tree trunk trunk - 6302703360
By xyzpdq1
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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop

zebra bra homophones double meaning z shape - 7114656256
By Unknown
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

activity double meaning ghost literalism paranormal prefix shape snack - 6383161600
By Unknown
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

See more funny food over at My Food Looks Funny!

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Oh, Spongebob, your demographic impropriety always makes me rofl. - Matty Malaprop

fibonacci literalism math nachos pattern sequence shape similar sounding suffix - 6593853440
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop