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face Hall of Fame happy chair is happy house literalism optical illusion resemblance shape smile - 6333157376
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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

Adam atom double meaning homophone literalism mythbusters shape - 5228794368
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But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop

i will Owl similar sounding literalism coffee shape shoop - 6634354944
By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

cards flush Hall of Fame poker royal flush shape shapes suits toilets urinals - 6277300736
By xyzpdq1
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And by "'em" I mean the collective bladders of poker players the world over. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning gon Hall of Fame hexagon misinterpretation oregon pentagon polygon shape suffix - 6306386688
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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Prozac 34
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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hand hand soap hands literalism punception shape soap - 5073371648
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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop

cat double meaning fat Hall of Fame literalism orange oranges shape tabby - 5455734272
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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!