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double meaning gon Hall of Fame hexagon misinterpretation oregon pentagon polygon shape suffix - 6306386688
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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

i will Owl similar sounding literalism coffee shape shoop - 6634354944
By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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Hall of Fame life saver lightsaber saber saver shape similar sounding - 6456888576
By xyzpdq1
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... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hand hand soap hands literalism punception shape soap - 5073371648
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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

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DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY MY ARMADILLO LIZARD HAS UNCOILED ITSELF FOR A PRETTY LADY PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY LIFE AND I'D OFFER YOU PROOF BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL HERE IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET PUT ON A SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

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america american Hall of Fame literalism pan pan-american pans shape - 5963977984
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This particular image strikes me as a sort of dystopian future wherein Andrew Jackson never died and was still the president incumbent, ruling over everything and everyone with his cast-iron will. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning hand hand soap literalism shape soap - 6542129152
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There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop

face Hall of Fame happy chair is happy house literalism optical illusion resemblance shape smile - 6333157376
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(W)Hose to say why this house is so happy? I'm certainly blinds as to the reason. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom junk junk in the trunk literalism shape tree tree trunk trunk - 6302703360
By xyzpdq1
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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop