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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Whoopi Goldberg makes an appearance as the Black Pearl. Yes, the boat. From Pirates of the Caribbean. It's a must-watch, really. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop

Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

... because they ain't gonna be pullin' no tips if they don't. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop

Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Funny, you don't look like a Charmander to me... - Matty Malaprop