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engrish hard rock rhyming rock similar sounding wok - 6251358464
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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop

gonna haters haters gonna hate literalism rhyming wait waiters - 5027874048
By Flieg93
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... because they ain't gonna be pullin' no tips if they don't. - Matty Malaprop

a bugs life bug disney literalism pixar rhyme rhyming thug thug life - 5916782592
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On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

dream rhyming the a-team similar sounding martin luther king jr team shoop - 6879908352
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His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

billy corgan Bullet With Butterfly Wings lyric nicolas cage parody rhyming similar sounding smashing pumpkins song - 4871813888
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At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

peeling feeling similar sounding rhyming banana prancing lame typo - 6690383872
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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

idiom illegal legal legal beagle lolwut rhyming rules hound - 5450406144
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Ohhhhhhhh so that's like a rules hound I guess? Well I regret to inform these coiffed canines that THERE ARE NO RULES IN NOM. - Matty Malaprop

rhyming font dill silent hill hill - 6970146048
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Maybe this is the only thing that gets served at Silent Hill? I don't know. Puns are hard. - Matty Malaprop

haters gonna hate literalism meme rate rater rhyming - 4930672384
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Just as the haters keep the game alive, so too do the raters keep the meme alive. - Matty Malaprop

cyan literalism nyan Nyan Cat rhyme rhyming similar sounding - 5339405056
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I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

brunch bunch literalism rhyme rhyming similar sounding The Brady Bunch - 5591031808
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Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop