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... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop