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engrish hard rock rhyming rock similar sounding wok - 6251358464
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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop

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I'll keep on loving you, and you can't pancake me do otherwise! - Matty Malaprop

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By Lafbok (Via Lafbok)
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... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

car ditch Ladies Love rhyming variations on a theme - 6601710080
By _C_A_T_ (Via Humor Train)
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

beach beach boys bleach literalism rhyming similar sounding - 6276596480
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Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

cyan literalism nyan Nyan Cat rhyme rhyming similar sounding - 5339405056
By Phishf00d (Via phishf00d)
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I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

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How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

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They call her Antoinette Montana. I suggest you do not f*ck with her. - Matty Malaprop