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The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop

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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

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By Richdog
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So then, does internal sabotaging of a well-laid flan count as a kind of Hannibalism? - Matty Malaprop

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By _C_A_T_ (Via Humor Train)
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

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Just as the haters keep the game alive, so too do the raters keep the meme alive. - Matty Malaprop

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By ray677
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♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

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Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.

Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."

That joke just gave me tuberculosis.

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On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop