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Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

I'll keep on loving you, and you can't pancake me do otherwise! - Matty Malaprop