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Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop

... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

Proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the papacy is A-OK with dem Papa-planes. #groan - Matty Malaprop

OH DEAR GOD

I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

Genocide never looked so cyooooot! - Matty Malaprop