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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop

I'll keep on loving you, and you can't pancake me do otherwise! - Matty Malaprop

... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

... and watch Michael Bay destroy it. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

They call her Antoinette Montana. I suggest you do not f*ck with her. - Matty Malaprop