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♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

I'll keep on loving you, and you can't pancake me do otherwise! - Matty Malaprop

So then, does internal sabotaging of a well-laid flan count as a kind of Hannibalism? - Matty Malaprop

... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop