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rhyming surname variations on a theme west kanye west - 6983752448
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Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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block clock innuendo literalism rhyming similar sounding - 5337535232
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Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Death Cab for Cutie drugs lab rhyming song this is an actual song title - 5803660544
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... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

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How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

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Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

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I'll keep on loving you, and you can't pancake me do otherwise! - Matty Malaprop