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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

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Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop

As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Truth is, I really love Facebook punslinging. How inconvenient. - Matty Malaprop

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Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop