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I Will Possess Your Heart...

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... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

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It's Kanye or the Highway

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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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'Laundry Sounds' is My Jam!

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Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

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Hashing Out the Gore-y Details

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Truth is, I really love Facebook punslinging. How inconvenient. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd Watch This Movie, Volume XXV

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On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

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And Servers Gonna Serve

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... because they ain't gonna be pullin' no tips if they don't. - Matty Malaprop

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