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Funny, you don't look like a Charmander to me... - Matty Malaprop

At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

Whoopi Goldberg makes an appearance as the Black Pearl. Yes, the boat. From Pirates of the Caribbean. It's a must-watch, really. - Matty Malaprop

Truth is, I really love Facebook punslinging. How inconvenient. - Matty Malaprop

More Facebook foibles over here!

... and watch Michael Bay destroy it. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

Ohhhhhhhh so that's like a rules hound I guess? Well I regret to inform these coiffed canines that THERE ARE NO RULES IN NOM. - Matty Malaprop

Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop