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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop

... because they ain't gonna be pullin' no tips if they don't. - Matty Malaprop

On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop

Ohhhhhhhh so that's like a rules hound I guess? Well I regret to inform these coiffed canines that THERE ARE NO RULES IN NOM. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe this is the only thing that gets served at Silent Hill? I don't know. Puns are hard. - Matty Malaprop

Quentin TarantiNO sir, he certainly does not! - Matty Malaprop

Just as the haters keep the game alive, so too do the raters keep the meme alive. - Matty Malaprop

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop