Rage Comics

Me Q-sta. - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, I've seen so many Rage Comics in my life at this point that I'm completely un-Fey-zed by this one. - Matty Malaprop

Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop

So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

Takes the term "Goose Down" to a whole new place, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

More Me Gusta over here!

Rage Comics dude, you just got totally Deen-ied! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

Preferably a puppy? Oh how I would just LOVE it if you had a puppy! - Matty Malaprop