Rage Comics

We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

And believe me, sweetheart, if I knew your real name I'd be literally grilling you too for making such an idiotic comment. - Matty Malaprop

ME GUSTA RAGE COMICS.

I hear this movie's all the rage right now. - Matty Malaprop

... AKA Mary Freeman? - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, I've seen so many Rage Comics in my life at this point that I'm completely un-Fey-zed by this one. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop

As long as you keep up Doom Blade mana and keep growling you can tap it and remove it from combat instead of having it die? Seems like a pretty exceptional ass to me! - Matty Malaprop

Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

Preferably a puppy? Oh how I would just LOVE it if you had a puppy! - Matty Malaprop

Takes the term "Goose Down" to a whole new place, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

More Me Gusta over here!