Rage Comics

Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop

Preferably a puppy? Oh how I would just LOVE it if you had a puppy! - Matty Malaprop

And believe me, sweetheart, if I knew your real name I'd be literally grilling you too for making such an idiotic comment. - Matty Malaprop

ME GUSTA RAGE COMICS.

The overly cutesy nature of that movie always did make me RAGE... - Matty Malaprop

I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, the possibilities of mythological rage comics are endless! You have Y Eunomia Guy, Hefapfapfapstus, Me Zeusta, Poseiderp, Poker Phanes... - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop