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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop

WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop

Oh Pleated Jeans, you always put the "sassy" in Jeff Wysaski! - Matty Malaprop