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I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop

And when you're done shopping, you can always stop at Ash's Kanto Style Delibird for a delicious sandwich! - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

Were you ready for Sharkeisha? Let Know Your Meme ready your body.

I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop