names

What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.

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I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop

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Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop

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The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop