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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

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By ChBoler
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Punmaster ChBoler says: "I z what you did there."

I know humor is a variable thing, but I simply did not find a single factor of this post funny. - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

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By Kenny
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Punmaster Kenny says: "Asian professor always say: Raprass Transform."

That's all fine and well, Punmaster Kenny... but WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? #IgnorantModeratorIsIgnorant #Plz2ExplainThis2Me - Matty Malaprop

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If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop

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By Junggg
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Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop

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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop