math

A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster ChBoler says: "I z what you did there."

I know humor is a variable thing, but I simply did not find a single factor of this post funny. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Kenny says: "Asian professor always say: Raprass Transform."

That's all fine and well, Punmaster Kenny... but WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? #IgnorantModeratorIsIgnorant #Plz2ExplainThis2Me - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop

You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop

Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

On the plus side, their fees are variable>. - Matty Malaprop