math

Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

On the plus side, their fees are variable>. - Matty Malaprop

Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop

Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

For added fun, try blinging out your girlfriend's sunflower broach with these suckers! Recursive accessorizing FTW! - Matty Malaprop