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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

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Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

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If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop