math

You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Kenny says: "Asian professor always say: Raprass Transform."

That's all fine and well, Punmaster Kenny... but WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? #IgnorantModeratorIsIgnorant #Plz2ExplainThis2Me - Matty Malaprop

As with all math, the proof behind this constant is quite simply purrfect. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar capshuned kittehs over heer!

Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop

You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.