math

Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Kenny says: "Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War."

Agreed, Kenny, agreed. And while I admire their efforts on the whole, I really do think their whole approach to the conflict was a bit too two-dimensional to be truly effective. - Matty Malaprop

Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I POSTED THE FIRST TWO VIDEOS IN THE SERIES IN REVERSE ORDER WHAT OF IT????? - Matty Malaprop

Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop

A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster ChBoler says: "I z what you did there."

I know humor is a variable thing, but I simply did not find a single factor of this post funny. - Matty Malaprop

You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop