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funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!

Funny Tumblr Moments and Sweet Ripened Tweets

Thy cup overfloweth.
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funny things people named their pets | RhydYGwin 23 hours ago edited 19 hours 24 22 More Obligatory, not vet vet's waiting room, and there puppy with woman and child puppy named Dave child Atari.

Absurd Pet Names People Encountered

Yes, nice to meet you...uh...
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funny tweets, twitter, funny, memes, witty tweets, jokes, fresh tweets, relatable tweets, comedy, lol, covid-19 | Zack Budryk @BudrykZack single most important thing man can do be an ally is give his woman friends permission give dudes at bar his number so they call he can angrily say 's not funny because she died 15 years ago very night

36 Fresh & Funny Tweets For Easy Scrolling

A collection of some of the funniest recent tweets
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French stepmom complains and leaves no tip, doesn't get breakfast | Posted by u/AQuietBorderline 14 hours ago E 27e10 3 13 E 13 My French Stepmother Learns Hard Way Americans Can Cook oc XL This happened today and my brother and are still are laughing about except Gabrielle (said stepmother) and Dad (who is embarrassed Dad came into town visit my brother (let's call him Mark) and few days and brought Gabrielle with him. Gabrielle has her good traits but she does have this one really nasty trait.

Entitled Stepmom's A Monster To Diner Staff, Kids Take Revenge

Here's your fancy breakfast, lady.
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sad tinder conversations that will make you happy it is not you this happened to

17 Funny, Sad and Dumb Tinder Moments to Make You Feel Less Lonely

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strict and frustrating homeowner's association rules. | Gruneun 17 hours ago 2 e2 3 2 E 2 first month our townhouse got notice had not mowed our lawn and were danger being fined didn't have lawn entire yard covered topsoil, seed, and straw lawn" turned out be single weed growing up shade bay window didn't pull tied stake and told them our garden.

Dumbest HOA Rules People Had To Deal With

Thanks, Homeowner's Association.
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a funny two photos of cat memes and about capturing the red dot, which is a laser pointer from the human, and a cover photo for a list of a bunch of cat memes about cats finally being able to capture the red dot

17 Memes About Catching The Red Dot That Will Have You Giggling All Day

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strange and stupid things people posted for sale online | Peloton Bike $2,499 stationary bike with a tv screen taped to it | Thor's Hammer $8,000,000 weight with a handle

Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online

One man's trash is another man's garbage.
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funny cat memes designed to make you lol - cover meme of cat that wants to both stay outside and come indoors, and another cat climbing the toy paper roll and captioned that you are home early.

33 Funny Cat Memes That Never Fail to Make Us LOL

Feline goodness
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objects that look like they have faces or look like other stuff | statue of a furnace that looks like a face with a burning mouth | rock covered in moss in the shape of a dog

Inanimate Objects that Look Like Other Stuff

There's personality everywhere!
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food beings eaten the wrong way | bite taken out the side of an unpeeled banana | cutting pieces from the center of a pizza with a fork and knife

Foods Being Eaten Improperly

Put the banana down.
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Funny and stupid engineering solutions | bench made of wooden planks and concrete blocks | candle taped below a shower head to warm heat up the pipes

Impressive and Dumb Low Budget DIY Solutions

So maybe some of these ideas are better than others.
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Funny tumblr moments | pteapotdactyl weareallfromearth Follow getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 want 6 pet sloths so can name them after every sin except sloth Today my wife texted this, and then immediately called make sure got because an urgent message Source

Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

Oh, that hits the spot.
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stories of memorable interactions with total strangers | ThadisJones 22 hours ago 3 3 3 3 foreign exchange student and his parents who walked past my park bench on campus and dropped his passport chased after them return and his mom started screaming at broken English like "Why have his papers? Why steal his papers while kid and his father looked like they were going die embarrassment.

Total Strangers People Will Never Forget

Some wholesome, some just memorable.
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jurassic park still but instead of dinosaurs just giant ferrets - thumbnail of cute giant ferret laying down as sam neill and laura dern tend to it funny photoshopped images

'Jurassic Park' But With Ferrets Instead Of Dinosaurs

We'd watch it
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cats snaps cat snapchat funny lol aww cute adorable animals kittens kitties wholesome uplifting | Babushka or Catushka? cat with a handkerchief tied around its head like a russian grandma next to russian stacking dolls matryoshka | LOOK AT THIS LITTLE MIRACLE SCREAMING UNDER OUR NEIGHBORS CAR THIS MORNING

Bury The Hatchet With Cat Snap Magic (18 Snapchats)

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