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A Barrel of Puns to Dive Into

interesting and valuable things people found in the trash | Handwriting - Duck-Yo-Couch 2 days ago Once I found a perfectly good stationary bike that my neighbors threw out that I cleaned up then used for years. Can't believe this day comes only 52 times a year.

The Best Stuff People Found In The Garbage

funny boss pops out glass eye to deal with annoying customer | Posted by u/Winiri 10 hours ago 2 O 6 20 3 20 9 E 12 My Boss Scared Off Rude Customers by Literally Taking Closer Look oc M used work at store, run by woman named Irene. She would buy vintage and high end items, repair them, and then sell them store didn't have multiple sizes things and only bulk items bought were little trinkets and soaps, sometimes jewelry.

Boss Uses Eye Gag to Remove Problem Customers

Karen thinks employee is a line cutter and looks dumb | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/LKJNAElhjberg 32 3 3 16 hours ago 3 Let's shake things up WORK* here, Lady XL out work because Covid, so occasionally drive my husband and work, cause he has long commute and at least once awhile can do driving him. Now, he works at Warehouse-Type Shopping Center. Between 9-10am, M-F, they have Senior Shopping. His shift started at 9:45 had some shopping do, so walked together went grab cart and go back line

Karen Thinks Employee Is Line Cutter, Gets Humbled

bad dad jokes featuring Han Solo and Kylo Ren from the Star Wards series.

10 Han Solo & Kylo Ren Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Eyes Roll

Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.

Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

business names that are puns | THORASSIC PARK 21ST CENTURY CHIROPRACTIC Jurassic park | PLANET GRAPES WINES SPIRITS 020 7405 4912 NETOFTHEGRAPES.CO.UK Planet of the apes

Pun Business Names That Really Went For It

Student sees fire but staff makes them wait to report it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/ArmyMPSides 12 days ago Shut down while trying report fire at my high school oc S senior back high school Middle Tennessee had smoking area students. This 1990, so yeah old. My daughters actually just asked post this story here. Anyway, so good student and had great reputation among faculty at this school about 2000 students.

Staff Makes Student Patiently Wait to Report Fire

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Dad Jokes, Puns and Other Clever Memery

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25 Funny Signs That Give Dad Jokes a Run for Their Money

failure, messes and mistakes | cook crouching down looking devastated next to a dish spilled all over the floor | car stopped on top of a tall ledge about to fall down into the ditch

Misfortune Monday: The World is Merciless

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He Ain't No CoinStar!

company wastes own time trying to sell paper to printing company | Posted by u/nenepp won't stop cold calling printing company sell us printing unless agree set up meeting with one reps? OK then. oc L not sure if this quite counts as malicious compliance but just doing they wanted so guess fits mid 00's worked small printing company, our commercial work on large lithographic machines but still had office printers and number staff who knew lot about them.

Company Tries Selling Printing Supplies to Printing Company

Ridiculous entitled people and their absurd demands. | Hi want get my lashes done with but just wanted say first don't want talk during appointment due fact clearly do not like as person just like work and work only need an appointment tomorrow morning put down 10 AM | ate here first time tonight brisket probably best ever had but found an entire LEAF my baked beans cannot make this up So glad enjoyed brisket guessing never seen bay leaves food before? If see them future can rest assured is sign

Entitled People With Their Childish Demands

things that look like food but aren't | Zachary D Long @invadingduck found them Frosted Mega Wheats. | forbidden pizza rock shaped like a pizza slice triangle with crust

Stuff That Look Like Tasty Food But Isn't

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She Gets a Bit Moody Sometimes