I apologize for the Skrillex overload on the site of late... so here's some palate-cleansing "dubstep" for you. - Matty Malaprop
Zeus must be so proud; his lil' boy just graduated with an MS in PUNCHING DEMONS IN THE FACE. - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop
THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau
One percent of people notice 99 percent of all grammar and spelling errors on the interwebs. #OccupyMerriam-Webster - Matty Malaprop
Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop
Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Pictures and Bad Puns
Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop
But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop
The A-Team? More like the HEYO!-Team, amirite?
Great tyrannical dictator, or the greatest tyrannical dictator? - Matty Malaprop
Moar gifs over here!
It might not be the most riveting story in the universe, but it certainly is a shoo-in for the most paternal. - Matty Malaprop