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Parents: the OG-est of trolls. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling is a art.

Hmmm... now I'm just wondering the best way to graphically depict rooibos... - Matty Malaprop

Zeus must be so proud; his lil' boy just graduated with an MS in PUNCHING DEMONS IN THE FACE. - Matty Malaprop

Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000

Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop

It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

It's a prefix turned punchline... MIND = BLOWN. - Matty Malaprop

I apologize for the Skrillex overload on the site of late... so here's some palate-cleansing "dubstep" for you. - Matty Malaprop

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCmhPydD7zw"]

Trufax: Sign "i"s cost $12.50 a piece. Sign periods cost a dollar just! - Matty Malaprop

I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop