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See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop

Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

... but can he Heskeep me satisfied? - Matty Malaprop

So one day I was feeling bored and crafty so I went to a secondhand store and bought an old beat up copy of "Chariots of Fire" and I took it home and melted it in my oven after taking a mold of a space bar so that I could replace the spacebar on my computer and transform it into... Space, the vinyl frontier. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, so this is probably four minutes too long... but I just can't pass up the opportunity to make fun of dubstep, so here it is, natch. - Matty Malaprop