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But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone treated the monster as though it was a bumbling buffoon, but w/r/t intelligence, such opinions really are just relative. - Matty Malaprop

A white alien!? There's no such thing in my hometown (MONTANA BOOOOOOO)... - Matty Malaprop

Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

For those of you who didn't already know, Square Enix has confirmed that Donald Duck will be appearing in their latest action role-playing game "Kingdom Heart Attack." - Matty Malaprop

This totally brings new meaning to the phrase "dude, those are some bomb-ass photos you took!" It doesn't, however, make you sound like less of a tool for saying "bomb-ass." - Matty Malaprop

Check out another kind of photobomb over here!

He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

You remind me of a fauno, a fauno with the power... - Matty Malaprop

... but doesn't that just make him Squanto? - Matty Malaprop

Because remembering which way to turn the knobs wasn't already impossibly difficult enough, apparently. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cracked