On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop
You remind me of a fauno, a fauno with the power... - Matty Malaprop
For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop
Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!
Because remembering which way to turn the knobs wasn't already impossibly difficult enough, apparently. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cracked