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Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.

... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop

Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop

On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop

But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop

You remind me of a fauno, a fauno with the power... - Matty Malaprop

Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

Looks... tasty? Copy-pasty? Like a total waste-y (of money)? I don't even know with this one, punmasters. I don't even know. - Matty Malaprop

Talk about a man with fists of fusilli! - Matty Malaprop

For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Because remembering which way to turn the knobs wasn't already impossibly difficult enough, apparently. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cracked