juxtaposition

Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

Toucan play at the time-traveling assassin game. And touwill. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Look at your world, now back at ours. Sadly your world is not ours, but at least you can smell like our world! - Matty Malaprop

OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, wait, that wasn't a question.

Fine, here goes: WHERE ARE THE TENTACLES? - Matty Malaprop

The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe he and Spock Lobster can get together and start an underwater band! - Matty Malaprop

He may be a bull, but history shows he clearly never put up with no bull. - Matty Malaprop

♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

It does what it says on the label. - Matty Malaprop

Because "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" is on par with "The Lorax" in terms of intrigue and awesomeness. - Matty Malaprop