juxtaposition

Once you earn your black belt in MMAC, you'll REALLY be able to loom in the shadows, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

TWO ES! TWO ES! AAAAAACK. - Matty Malaprop

The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop

Looks... tasty? Copy-pasty? Like a total waste-y (of money)? I don't even know with this one, punmasters. I don't even know. - Matty Malaprop

... but it's not really an asset hound, is it? I mean, wouldn't an asset hound be a plastic basset hound bank? #literalismFAIL - Matty Malaprop

When high art meets high art. - Matty Malaprop

This totally brings new meaning to the phrase "dude, those are some bomb-ass photos you took!" It doesn't, however, make you sound like less of a tool for saying "bomb-ass." - Matty Malaprop

Check out another kind of photobomb over here!

♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

At long last, we've discovered the reason for the breakup between Blake Sennett and Jenny Lewis! - Matty Malaprop

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop