juxtaposition

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

For those of you who didn't already know, Square Enix has confirmed that Donald Duck will be appearing in their latest action role-playing game "Kingdom Heart Attack." - Matty Malaprop

Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

It would probably make for better TV than New Girl, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone treated the monster as though it was a bumbling buffoon, but w/r/t intelligence, such opinions really are just relative. - Matty Malaprop

... but it's not really an asset hound, is it? I mean, wouldn't an asset hound be a plastic basset hound bank? #literalismFAIL - Matty Malaprop

He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop

It does what it says on the label. - Matty Malaprop

Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop