juxtaposition

I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

Talk about a man with fists of fusilli! - Matty Malaprop

Skrillex doesn't technically have a song named "Kryptonite" yet... though there is this... - Matty Malaprop

It does what it says on the label. - Matty Malaprop

... but doesn't that just make him Squanto? - Matty Malaprop

Listen, I'm not saying that I secretly want all orphans to be sucked up into tornadoes and never seen again, but... OKAY YEAH FINE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. - Matty Malaprop

From the studio that brought you "Mrs. Doubtfire and Brimstone," it's a blood-boiling piece of cinema that is fun for your whole dead family! - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will about my taste in cinema, but I've always been a sucker for a good giraffesploitation flick. - Matty Malaprop

Toucan play at the time-traveling assassin game. And touwill. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!