The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop
... but it's not really an asset hound, is it? I mean, wouldn't an asset hound be a plastic basset hound bank? #literalismFAIL - Matty Malaprop
When high art meets high art. - Matty Malaprop
This totally brings new meaning to the phrase "dude, those are some bomb-ass photos you took!" It doesn't, however, make you sound like less of a tool for saying "bomb-ass." - Matty Malaprop
At long last, we've discovered the reason for the breakup between Blake Sennett and Jenny Lewis! - Matty Malaprop