juxtaposition

Because remembering which way to turn the knobs wasn't already impossibly difficult enough, apparently. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cracked

Oh He-Man, you can master my universe anytime you like! - Matty Malaprop

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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop

On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop

♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

But in terms of demeanor, would V be closer to an Umbreon or a Glaceon? - Matty Malaprop

Looks... tasty? Copy-pasty? Like a total waste-y (of money)? I don't even know with this one, punmasters. I don't even know. - Matty Malaprop

He may be a bull, but history shows he clearly never put up with no bull. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone treated the monster as though it was a bumbling buffoon, but w/r/t intelligence, such opinions really are just relative. - Matty Malaprop

... but doesn't that just make him Squanto? - Matty Malaprop

The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop